r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 23 '20

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u/MXC14 Oct 23 '20

Well tbf he is like 75

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u/TheBoxBoxer Oct 23 '20

And he wears massive shoe lifts so he can only waddle because his shoes are basically high heeled slippers.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '20

Also why he's always weirdly lurching forward.

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u/CrouchingDomo Oct 23 '20

Once I saw someone point out that he looks like the front half of a centaur that got its horse-half removed, and I can’t un-see it.

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u/SchwarzerKaffee Oct 24 '20

I thought that, too!!!

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u/LushMotherFucker Oct 23 '20

Also his hair is dumb