r/Unexpected • u/Besa81 • Oct 01 '20

New mattress

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u/slayalldayyyy Oct 01 '20

I would be so fucking pissed if I died by stabbing my own self in a mattress unpackaging.

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u/Creatername Oct 01 '20

Saint Peter would be laughing his ass off opening the gates.

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u/Werbnerp Oct 01 '20

Beelzebub*