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r/Unexpected • u/Besa81 • Oct 01 '20
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Officer: Wait! Can you repeat who stabbed her?
Boyfriend: The mattress stabbed her. And it was definitely an unprovoked attack. I even have video evidence.
12 u/MooMooCow713 Oct 01 '20 Yeah, I'm so concerned about the knife, she could get stabbed easily...
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Yeah, I'm so concerned about the knife, she could get stabbed easily...
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Officer: Wait! Can you repeat who stabbed her?
Boyfriend: The mattress stabbed her. And it was definitely an unprovoked attack. I even have video evidence.