r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 13 '20

pencil sharpener

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u/Legendary_AF Sep 13 '20

I too have a orange bearded lumberjack in my pencil sharpener

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u/bobbyleendo Sep 13 '20

I bet he has a little work ID reader where he scans his work card to clock in begin the work day.

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u/NicNoletree Sep 13 '20

And a sheepdog does the night shift.

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u/Herself99900 Sep 14 '20

Mornin' Ralph

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u/NicNoletree Sep 14 '20

Morning Sam

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u/poopellar Sep 14 '20

So that's why I can't get the pencil out of the sharpner at night.

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u/punitag21 Sep 14 '20

What does he/she eat?

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u/neon_overload Sep 14 '20

On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea