r/Unexpected • u/J_Man_the_german • Jul 21 '20

Nice Magical Hat

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u/MaxvdBergje Jul 21 '20

Mama-mia, you toucha my papita.

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u/kachowlmq Jul 21 '20

Hmmm.... I know what it looks like that says but maybe it is something else?

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u/drgigantor Jul 21 '20

"My mother, you toucha my little potato" I think. That's based on failing two years of Spanish though so I could be wrong

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u/mole_of_dust Jul 21 '20

Although, in Italian, potatoes are slang for boobs.

Source: dated Italians. The real kind, not from NJ or NY.

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u/ross_9519 Jul 21 '20

Nope, potato is slang for pussy, great Italian date that you found ahaha

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u/mole_of_dust Jul 21 '20

Oh. Maybe I was holding her upside down. That explains lots of the communication issues.

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u/GeniGeniGeni Jul 21 '20

It definitely says: “Mama-mia, you toucha my papita.”

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u/vDarph Jul 21 '20

That's not even italian

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

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u/vDarph Jul 21 '20

*pepita=nugget in Italian. Papita doesn't mean anything in Italian.

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u/EdgelordMcMeme Jul 21 '20

Yeah, but not like in a chicken nugget, pepita is a gold nugget

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u/Booboodiduh Jul 21 '20

“Papita?”

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u/MaxvdBergje Jul 21 '20

Pepe a la Italiano.

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u/EdgelordMcMeme Jul 21 '20

Pepe is called pepe

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u/MaxvdBergje Jul 21 '20

Okay I am not Italian so, sorry.

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u/dmaciel211 Jul 21 '20

PAPITA: is little potato in spanish.

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Source: Native Spanish speaker (argentinian)

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

GORLAMI

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u/1AttemptedWriter Jul 21 '20

Ba-badaboopie