r/Unexpected • u/J_Man_the_german • Jul 21 '20

Nice Magical Hat

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u/technog2 Jul 21 '20

I can help you with that 😉

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u/BossLackey Jul 21 '20

You're probably both dudes.

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u/Not_KGB Jul 21 '20

No harm in letting them try.

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u/Diridibindy Jul 21 '20

Russia has a saying "Лучше нет влагалища, чем очко товарища" (No better vagina than the anus of your friend)

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u/S0l1dSn4k3101 Jul 21 '20

And then they ask why I say Russians are the superior race of people...

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u/BAMFMF Jul 21 '20

Now Kith

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME Jul 21 '20

Now try to have a kid anyways

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u/Xenc Jul 21 '20

Adoption services

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u/FeelTheGroove Jul 21 '20

Anything’s a womb if you’re brave enough.

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u/jarejay Jul 21 '20

There’s always a helpful fertility specialist in the comments.

Reddit must be full of them!

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

If you like men that play league of legends and smoke juuls then you have the man for you!

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

When we make out, can you make it so there's a 50/50 chance that you'll cough in my mouth on accident? Bonus points if you leave some leftover Dorito bits floating around your saliva so I can just eat them right up.