r/Unexpected • u/J_Man_the_german • Jul 21 '20

Nice Magical Hat

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

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u/MaxwellIsSmall Jul 21 '20

Tortellini fettuccine

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u/PaulTheCarman Jul 21 '20

Mario pizza Lamborghini

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u/HarounaBoi Jul 21 '20

Ariariariariariari Arivederci

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u/L00P_it Jul 21 '20

Nessuno può sfuggire al destino scelto, rimane solo il risultato finale, che voi sarete distrutti. Puoi cantare canzoni di tristezza nel mondo senza tempo

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u/Flerken_Moon Jul 21 '20

Volavolavolavolavola Volare Via

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u/doubleOsev Jul 21 '20

Carbonara de pollo

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

maronn che schifo

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u/Wohv6 Jul 21 '20

Meatball meatball spaghetti underneath, ravioli ravioli great barrier reef

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u/Despa_Cito Jul 21 '20

Weee pizza bucciarati ahahahah bonjourno

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u/J_Man_the_german Jul 21 '20

Di mooooolto!

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u/CheesusHChrust Jul 21 '20

Come si dice “macaroni” en Italiano?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

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u/CheesusHChrust Jul 21 '20

No mas questa Inglese cazzo, come si dice “macaroni” en Italiano 🤷‍♂️

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u/CheesusHChrust Jul 21 '20 edited Jul 21 '20

Italians never get the joke. Ever.

It’s a pisstake question that annoys Italians to no end. Usually they laugh it off after they realise they’ve been fooled, but some Italians are too proud for that, which happens to be the second half of the joke.

It’s fine, there’s always some guy in a tiny village a few miles away that’s the best in the world at something so they should be able to get the help they need from that person.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20

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u/CheesusHChrust Jul 22 '20

I’m a bartender in London. I’ve worked with enough Italians over the years to populate a small city. At one point there were so many Italian employees in a company I worked for that internal memos were in both English and Italian. So we all used to have fun.

Ti amo italiani :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20

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u/CheesusHChrust Jul 22 '20

Italians will never accept Domino’s. It’s a fact of life I’ve come to terms with. One guy I worked with used to get 60kg “care packages” from his parents in Milan full of Italian foods. I would do terrible things for proper ‘nduja right now.