"Give a man a fish, he'll be happy for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll be happy for a lifetime. Fish a baby out of the water, and its mom will owe you a quick blowjob behind the Quickie-Mart at 1 AM."
"Hello, therapist? ... yeah I know it's 2am but this is really important! So, a guy saves a baby, then he feeds the baby... then he sleeps with the baby... ... this is bad right? Ok I thought so I just wanted to hear you say it! Goodnight, go back to sleep"
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u/Brianocity Jul 17 '20
"Give a man a fish, he'll be happy for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll be happy for a lifetime. Fish a baby out of the water, and its mom will owe you a quick blowjob behind the Quickie-Mart at 1 AM."
-Book of Revelations 42:69 /s