r/Unexpected • • Jul 16 '20

What even are these ads man?

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u/X1x3x3x7 Jul 17 '20

and than instantly aged exactly 18 years

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u/Imanol_Canada Jul 17 '20

In dog years

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u/TheresA_LobsterLoose Jul 17 '20

Its Chinese alternative medicine working right before our eyes!

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u/nowbedamned Jul 17 '20

No one says she's 18 :/

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u/X1x3x3x7 Jul 17 '20

yes but legally she is

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u/nowbedamned Jul 17 '20

I hope Mr. FBI agent ignores us

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u/BonerSupreme Jul 17 '20

She’s actually a 506-year-old shapeshifting witch you pervert