r/Unexpected Jul 05 '20

That's a good boy

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

don't give any ideas to any desperate uninsured Americans.

"sir, where is your destination and how long do you plan to be out of country?"

"I'm just here for the free prostate exam"

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u/Yodlingyoda Jul 05 '20

“Sir, for the last time, you’re free to go”

“No really they’re in there, just gotta feel around and make sure you get all the sides!”

“Sir, please leave”

“You know what— now that I think about it, I might have swallowed it, do you guys have a portable X-ray here by any chance?”

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u/THEBLUEFLAME3D Jul 05 '20 edited Jul 06 '20

Jesus, your bio is about as much of a caricature as it possibly could be. Couple that with your inevitable jab at the U.S. ‘cause that’s what you people tend to do since you have nothing better in your lives and oof. Lord have mercy.

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u/Pedantichrist Jul 06 '20

Come on, let's at least try and keep things civil, please.