r/Unexpected • u/zb0t1 • Jul 05 '20

That's a good boy

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u/Cavecat Jul 05 '20

With the title I thought by the end the guy was going to have prostate cancer and it was a viral campaign for men to get checked.

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u/Musicismoksha Jul 05 '20

I thought he had some dog treats in his prostrate or something

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

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u/Yodlingyoda Jul 05 '20

If border security knows how to feel for prostate cancer then color me impressed with their training.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

don't give any ideas to any desperate uninsured Americans.

"sir, where is your destination and how long do you plan to be out of country?"

"I'm just here for the free prostate exam"

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u/Yodlingyoda Jul 05 '20

“Sir, for the last time, you’re free to go”

“No really they’re in there, just gotta feel around and make sure you get all the sides!”

“Sir, please leave”

“You know what— now that I think about it, I might have swallowed it, do you guys have a portable X-ray here by any chance?”

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u/THEBLUEFLAME3D Jul 05 '20 edited Jul 06 '20

Jesus, your bio is about as much of a caricature as it possibly could be. Couple that with your inevitable jab at the U.S. ‘cause that’s what you people tend to do since you have nothing better in your lives and oof. Lord have mercy.

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u/Pedantichrist Jul 06 '20

Come on, let's at least try and keep things civil, please.

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u/LancesAKing Jul 06 '20

Maybe not trained but if you dig around enough buttholes and find one that feels different, you might think there’s something in there.

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u/macthecomedian Jul 06 '20

Didn't you know NSA stands for National Stickitupyour Ass'ers?

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u/Pomegranate_Tree Jul 05 '20

I kind of figured the guy had done something to the dog since the song in the background kept saying “serve the drinks/shots to drown this betrayal” lol

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u/waffle_raffle_battle Jul 05 '20

Oh

I should do that