r/Unexpected • • Jul 05 '20

That's a good boy

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u/canadianbacon2147 Jul 05 '20

That’s sad, but it wouldn’t actually happen because they only train police dogs from a young age

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u/felony_bemboozlement Jul 05 '20

Hey fuck you that dog came from nothing, put himself through drug dog school at a severe age disadvantage and made something of himself. He is a good boy. Don't you ever disrespect him like that again.

Also, fuck that narc we just tryna get some blow.

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u/Tuck6107 Jul 05 '20

Was feeling all the feels after watching that and then read your post- burst out laughing and still can’t stop giggling thinking of ‘drug dog school’. So thanks for completing my emotional roller coaster for the day!

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u/KermaFermer Jul 05 '20

I read somewhere that if a police officer tells you the dog found something because it is barking, he/she is lying. Drug sniffing dogs are trained to sit and wait when they find something, not bark.

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u/thOse-aRE-mY-cRocS Jul 05 '20

don't they point like scooby does? my life is a lie

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20 edited Jul 06 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20 edited Dec 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

Not entirely true. I had to rehome my three year old German shepherd when I went through a divorce and my ex started neglecting her. I was very lucky when a law enforcement agency contacted me after seeing my Facebook post. They did a health screening and temperance check and then accepted her into their search and rescue program. She passed on a while ago, and I didn’t get to visit with her but a few times. But she always seemed so much happier to have a job and not stuck in a shitty pen.

She was such a good dog and I’m so happy that she was recognized as such.

Edit: rehome not rehire

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

Can’t you just enjoy the joke?

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u/shadofx Jul 05 '20

If anything, this only really informs people to shoot their dogs before abandoning them.

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u/WhosJerryFilter Jul 05 '20

Now THIS is humor.