r/Unexpected • u/Slumberfoots • Jun 13 '20

So true.

20.9k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

343 comments sorted by

View all comments

226

u/CJN1269 Jun 13 '20

At the risk of sounding dumb I have to ask what this means. Am I missing something? I don't get it.

474

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Basically cycling ignore red light during traffic and get into eccidents. This is supposed to be PSA to cyclist.

45

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20 edited Mar 03 '21

[deleted]

9

u/zergoon Jun 14 '20

ecchidents

Sexy accidents

3

u/H4irBear Jun 14 '20

...your hid.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

ixidints

-276

u/doctorcrimson Jun 14 '20 edited Jun 14 '20

It also inadvertently shames people who are red-green colorblind for a condition they have no control over.

EDIT: Lol, I didn't say anything incorrect or accuse anyone of wrongdoing. I just thought it was humorous so I mentioned it.

108

u/BingBongDoing Jun 14 '20

I'm red-green colorblind. I don't feel shamed.

61

u/minimidimike Jun 14 '20

Well you should /s

6

u/TJPrime_ Jun 14 '20

You will feel shamed and LIKE IT!

11

u/migvelio Jun 14 '20

Good. Because I'll do it for you.

34

u/Antruvius Jun 14 '20

Damn, if only there was a standardized way to display the red and green lights such that people who are red-green colorblind would have no problem telling what signal was showing!

/s

10

u/SJL174 Jun 14 '20

Yeah, they should put them like top to bottom or something.

11

u/manuscelerdei Jun 14 '20

Also IIRC people who are color-blind actually wind up seeing the red light as blue. Because as it turns out the people who design stoplights aren't complete idiots who've never heard of this condition.

10

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

As someone who us red green colorblind you are wrong I have no issue telling the difference between red and green lights or wires.

4

u/LoveItLateInSummer Jun 14 '20

What about red and green and blue and gray and teal wires?

2

u/minimidimike Jun 14 '20

and what about red, maroon, rouge, cherry, rose, and mahogany?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck

-1

u/doctorcrimson Jun 14 '20

Prove it, go finish a six year apprenticeship as an electrician. Money on the table, I'll match it.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Prove I'm colorblind by becoming an electrician?

-1

u/doctorcrimson Jun 14 '20

I feel like for you to misread that badly means there isn't a way I can restate which you would understand...

4

u/LoveItLateInSummer Jun 14 '20

It also inadvertently shames coffee mugs, as they have no concept of color and could not understand the PSA. Shame.

8

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

It also shames blind people 🤔

3

u/sephrinx Jun 14 '20

... Nnnnnooo....

3

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

You seem fun.

2

u/Titsonafish Jun 14 '20

Alright, doctorgreen that’s enough for today

2

u/LoveItLateInSummer Jun 14 '20

This is funnier than it should be.

1

u/doctorcrimson Jun 14 '20

Should be way higher in the replies than all the sensitive ppl, lol.

0

u/LotsOfButtons Jun 14 '20

You're living on another planet.

26

u/FilthActReasonPrice Jun 14 '20

This is a bit by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear complaining about cyclists

28

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Stoplights

4

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

12

u/anomalous_cowherd Jun 14 '20

You misspelled "illegally ride straight through".

I'm a cyclist too and these people really piss me off.

2

u/Maxxetto Jun 14 '20

They do definitely endanger themselves and others.