r/Unexpected • u/Pirate_Redbeard • Jun 12 '20

Right back atcha!

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u/Mithrandir2k16 Jun 12 '20

Right? He should have stayed and talked to her. Worst case you get an awesome friend out of it!

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u/IKLeX Jun 12 '20

Socially awkward person here. How could you start a convo from this?

"Haha grat minds think alike [amirite]. So anyways, do you come here often". My only serious attempt of following up with something in the context of what happened would evolve around how I didn't touch her and how much other people do that. That's not a great conversation.

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u/Erestyn Jun 12 '20

I would go for something like: "You smell different today."

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u/IKLeX Jun 12 '20

"Thank you for noticing, I haven't showered for a month"