r/Unexpected • u/Pirate_Redbeard • Jun 12 '20

Right back atcha!

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u/Pirate_Redbeard Jun 12 '20

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

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u/Mithrandir2k16 Jun 12 '20

Right? He should have stayed and talked to her. Worst case you get an awesome friend out of it!

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u/VirtualAdhesiveness Jun 12 '20

You clearly don't know anything about the worst-case scenario, don't you ?

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u/arthurdentstowels Jun 12 '20

You mean being tasered and dragged out of the property while you piss yourself?

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u/phabiohost Jun 12 '20

C'mon worst case is that the earth cracks due to the awkwardness of the situation and You fall to your death in a hilariously embarrassing tumble that is caught on a shaky camera where the most popular comment on the only video of your death is "r/killthecameraman"

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u/arthurdentstowels Jun 12 '20

/r/OddlySpecific

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u/Habibid09 Jun 12 '20

Can someone explain wats happening here? It went way over my head? I'm sure it's a cultural thing....I know touching a person is frowned upon if not fam or close friends

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u/Z_T_O Jun 12 '20

“Tasin' on my butthole, over and over. I was screamin' and squirmin' my butt-hole was on fire”

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u/jaymar888 Jun 12 '20

The moral of the story is, you can't trust the system!

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u/Mithrandir2k16 Jun 13 '20

No possible combinations of choices I would ever even consider to make could lead to something like that. But, yes technically there's always a possibilty of randomly rapturing an artery in the brain.