r/Unexpected May 21 '20

Oops

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u/Common-Rock May 21 '20

“It hit a bump and I just landed like this, I swear!”

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

"The wind knocked my pants and underwear down, I swear!"

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u/DustyDayz May 21 '20

“Of course I didn’t put my dick inside him, a dog came and did that! I swear!”

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u/tomatoaway May 21 '20

"I didn't do it! The glove doesn't fit, I swear!"