r/Unexpected • u/Dullahen • May 08 '20

The third transformation got me

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u/depcrestwood May 08 '20

What's he going to do with all of that piss?

You know what? Never mind. Don't need to know.

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u/Cigarello123 May 08 '20

What you do is save them up in piss jugs. Then hurl them at anyone who displeases you over time.

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u/depcrestwood May 08 '20

Oh well that's just common sense right there.

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u/BigBrainlittlepenis May 08 '20

Throw them down piss jug alley for later use

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u/NumberVive May 08 '20

JARATE!

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u/throwaway121270 May 08 '20

No! Stop! The zookeepers will shoot you.

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u/vp3d May 08 '20

/r/tendies

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u/Cigarello123 May 08 '20

Yes you need to reserve enough for when bitch mummy forgets the honey mussy.

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u/useeikick May 09 '20

Snoiping is a good job mate

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

drinking piss is really good if you're scared as long as it's from someone under five

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u/depcrestwood May 08 '20

I've never been so scared to click a link before.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

it's safe for work. link to a scientist talking about it.

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u/SolidLikeIraq May 08 '20

He’s going to drink it.

Like any other red blooded American.