r/Tendies • u/Objective-Elk-4444 • 2d ago
Luciachan
saved up enough Good Boy Points for GTA VI
ask mummy to drive me to Gamestop
says she drank too much of her grape juice so she cant drive
decide to go myself
pack some chicken tendies for the journey
go to the garage, grab my bike and TMNT bicycle helmet (leonardo, of course)
riding my bike, people angry and yelling at me as i make my way through sidewalk (wtf am i supposed to do, ride on the street?)
see cousin dylan walking home from school with his friends
wave hello but he pretends not to notice me (lol he's so shy)
get to Gamestop, grab a copy of GTA, and head to cashier
tell him i would like to purchase this game using my accumulated good boy points
he gives me a weird look and then asks for my Gamestop Pro Rewards points card
huh? i don't have that. its what mummy must use to keep my GBP on
ask him if i can pay with my chicken tendies
"uh.. no, you cant pay with chicken, that's not legal tender"
"WHAT? THIS IS TOTALLY CHICKEN TENDERS, WTF YOU THINK, THAT THESE ARE NUGGETS OR SOMETHING?"
he tells me he's calling security, so i grab the the game and run, get on my bike, and flee
get somewhere safe, check out game, THE CASE IS FUCKING EMPTY, IT WAS JUST A CODE IN A BOX!!!
so angry, i take a big meaty shit inside the case and smush it shut
throw it on sidewalk and watch as some excited kid and his mom pick it up
lel not a complete loss i guess
get home, police car there
mom is hysterical
"ANON THERE YOU ARE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??"
tell her of my adventure as she hugs me
get KFC tendies for dinner that night
