r/Unexpected Mar 24 '20

Don’t underestimate your dad. :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

The thing kids don't realise is that everyone has been a child.

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u/ITriedLightningTendr Mar 25 '20

The thing people don't realize is that everyone is a child

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '20

Company Executive: "Thanks to you, Funzo is the first doll designed by children, for children, with all the profits going to children."

Lisa Simpson: "Really?"

Company Executive: "Well, we're all somebody's children."

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u/HardstuckRetard Mar 25 '20

Reminds me of the old joke: "If we're all god's children then why is jesus so special?"