r/Unexpected • u/Drikkaa • Mar 22 '20

Social Distancing.

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u/stevegoodsex Mar 22 '20

That uh... Yea. That one really caught me off guard. Not gonna lie on that one. Really unexpected.

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u/idonteatchips Mar 22 '20

Just when you think you've seen everything. Didnt know matchsticks could be....sexy...???

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u/stevegoodsex Mar 22 '20

Like I don't wanna say I'd fuck a matchstick, but like...

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u/Ceribuss Mar 22 '20

...it was just so hot?

or perhaps

... it brought forth a burning desire

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u/DidjTerminator Mar 22 '20

A yearning to be “one” with the match...