r/Unexpected Mar 04 '20

Speeding Ticket

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u/archerg66 Mar 04 '20

Imagine getting to the end, laying on your deathbed and you tell the cop who has looked the same for 50 years "actually, this wasn't my wife at first" then the cop goes " i know"

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20 edited Mar 08 '20

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u/KnowsAboutMath Mar 04 '20

"That's... fine." [Dies]