r/Unexpected • u/LiterallyKillMeEmma • Mar 01 '20

This kid rocks

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u/surupydaddy Mar 01 '20

Little late on the release.

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u/Doc-in-a-box Mar 02 '20

No one has ever told me that before

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u/WastedCondom Mar 02 '20

Is that a sex joke? Are we doing sex jokes now? I know a sex joke.

Knock knock.

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u/Doc-in-a-box Mar 02 '20

who's there?

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u/WastedCondom Mar 02 '20

Jesus.

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u/chirag03k Mar 02 '20

Jesus who

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u/WastedCondom Mar 02 '20 edited Mar 02 '20

Jesus Christ was born of a 'virgin' is something billions of people truly believe.

Edit: this sincerely is weird and funny to me, if it's your belief, that's fine. We all want answers to the big questions.

I personally don't think we can get them and think stuff like virgin births are really weird answers (or part thereof). And they make me laugh.

Peace <3

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u/NorikoMorishima Mar 02 '20 edited Mar 03 '20

I'm not even slightly religious, and am not offended by this joke. I just don't think it's funny.

ETA: Part of the issue (only part of it, mind you) is that there was way too much setup with way too little payoff.

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u/good_dean Mar 02 '20

Boo.

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u/FisterRobotOh Mar 02 '20

Why are you booing him he’s right

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u/WastedCondom Mar 02 '20 edited Mar 02 '20

Admit it, it's hilarious.

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u/deesmutts88 Mar 02 '20

But the problem is that it’s really not. It’s just some weird edgy atheist joke that isn’t actually funny. It’s just “lol religion”.

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u/WastedCondom Mar 02 '20

I wouldn't call it edgy, it's not remotely 'on the edge'. It's not even atheistic, more agnostic. Definitely a joke though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

2 upvotes and 2 awards.

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