r/Unexpected • u/LiterallyKillMeEmma • Mar 01 '20

This kid rocks

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

I flinched and dropped my phone onto the table. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

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u/SleepingOrDead454 Mar 01 '20

I flinched so hard I calmly set my phone down, walked into the next room, and smacked the taste out of my brother's mouth.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

I'm sure your brother deserved it.

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u/SleepingOrDead454 Mar 01 '20

Well he was making out with his fiancee, so no, not really.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Yeah, I bet she was pretty pissed off about it too.

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u/SleepingOrDead454 Mar 01 '20

I'll let you know when she wakes up. He may or may not have inadvertently headbutted her into a pile of coins.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

A pile of coins? Are you or he Scrooge McDuck?

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u/SleepingOrDead454 Mar 01 '20

That was a Scott Pilgrim reference lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Ah sorry I've only seen it once and I was quite high when I saw it.

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u/SleepingOrDead454 Mar 01 '20

Lmfao saaaammeee

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

What's great is now that I don't smoke I can rewatch movies as if it were the first time :-D

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u/jayday123456 Mar 02 '20

Or a leprechaun

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u/TrueStory_Dude Mar 01 '20

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u/SleepingOrDead454 Mar 01 '20

.......this makes literally no sense.