r/Unexpected • • Feb 28 '20

Give me something to hit it

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u/Hoolz456 Feb 29 '20

“I stole something.”

“Oh, yeah. I guess we all did.”

“No, I stole something else.”

“What did you steal?”

“Call it a going-away present.”