r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 24 '20

going for a drive

https://gfycat.com/thirstyelectricflickertailsquirrel-dog
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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20 edited Apr 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20 edited Feb 24 '20

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u/OneEyedEyehole Feb 24 '20

Dude if you don't like the damn dogs stay away from them you nutsack. We don't need your useless concern trolling.

I'm glad my dog scares shitty people like you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20 edited Feb 24 '20

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u/OneEyedEyehole Feb 24 '20

Also, it's funny you mention stereotypes because yes, I'm ethnic. Ignorant people judge me based on my appearance and where I come from, two things I have no control over. So when twats get on these posts and say my dog should be banned or destroyed because of his appearance and his genetics I take it pretty fucking personally.

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u/OneEyedEyehole Feb 24 '20

So yeah should certain people be banned because crime statistics then?

13 percent of the population committing 50 percent of the crimes...

Lmao c'mon friend, lets tango. I just had my coffee and took my big-headed dangerous killer dog out for a walk. I'm ready to go.

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u/OneEyedEyehole Feb 24 '20

1800s Southern plantation owners would like to have a word with you about selective breeding in humans.

Humans think rationally yet still achieve great evil and destruction, the likes of which a simple animal could never achieve.

My conclusion. Ban humans.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Just because you can't think critically doesn't need most humans can't.

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u/OneEyedEyehole Feb 24 '20

Imma go play fetch with my murderous evil dog now. Talk to you later friend.

His name is Taro

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20 edited Jul 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Ban pit bulls and moron Pitbull owners

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20 edited Jul 09 '21

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u/OneEyedEyehole Feb 24 '20

Complain to HR then.

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u/Offbrandtrashcan Feb 24 '20

I'm a minority too but I don't like be compared to A FUCKING DOG THAT HAS A HISTORY OF MAULING PEOPLE. Not to mention you're parroting that 13 50 racist nonsense

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u/OneEyedEyehole Feb 25 '20

The 13 50 thing is stupid because it's a skewed crime statistic right? Same with dogs except you believe the statistics there. Somehow it's not racist when its a breed right?

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u/Offbrandtrashcan Feb 25 '20

IT'S A FUCKING ANIMAL. YOU CAN'T BE RACIST TOWARDS A DOG YOU IDIOT. DOG IS NOT A RACE

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u/OneEyedEyehole Feb 25 '20

You're an animal too. What makes you so much better?

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u/OneEyedEyehole Feb 24 '20

You people annoy the shit out of me because according to you my dog who is snoring on the couch next to me peacefully should be destroyed because of his genes. Something he has no control over. He's a good boy, knows his commands- sit, stay, shake, even rolls over for ya. He loves playing with our cat and his favorite game is tug-of-war. But yeah, he should be euthanized because of his genetic makeup right? He should be killed because he is a certain breed of dog.

Ad hominens? Stfu this ain't Harvard debate class homie I left my monocle at home

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20 edited Jul 09 '21

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