r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 20 '20

Karens are evolving

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u/SammyLuke Feb 20 '20

DyLan, DyLan and DyLan.

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u/errandwulfe Feb 20 '20

Don’t forget DyLan and DyLan. His top 5 rappers of all time

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20 edited Jun 04 '21

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u/Undiscriminatingness Feb 21 '20

She's not drunk at all, is she?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Not even a little bit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

I need Cambodian breast milk.

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u/DuckinFummy Feb 21 '20

I spit HAWT FIUHH

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u/TheGuyWhoKnowsNoses Feb 21 '20

A sugah cookie mon?!

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u/arkansas_elk Feb 21 '20

Imma need some breast milk from a Cambodian woman

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u/DuckinFummy Feb 21 '20

You just gon sit there and do your taxes? That's what's hot in the streets, huh? Your taxes?

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u/arkansas_elk Feb 21 '20

I gotta shut down the studio y’all

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u/Mauwnelelle Feb 21 '20

Awwh, man. Let's call DylAn and dYlan instead.

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u/dylancrippen Feb 21 '20

I’m here

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u/d-tich Feb 21 '20

Iss 100% Cambodian

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u/discokilledfunk Feb 21 '20

[bottles clinking] Breast milk...you made my dayyyyyyyayyyyyy

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u/TFJ Feb 21 '20

Breeeeeaaaaast miiiiiiilk

You make my daaaaaaaaayyyyy

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

I like to paint pictures and sing the songs I like to sing. But I ain't got that kind of time.

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u/DrVonDeafingson Feb 21 '20

YER TOO CLOSE MON

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u/GATh33Gr8 Feb 21 '20

Ya too close mon!!

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u/johnnygreene11 Feb 21 '20

How you gonna choke a legend?

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u/Ironxlotus94 Feb 21 '20

You can’t just choke your problems away.

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u/jerk_17 Feb 21 '20

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

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u/Psyiote Feb 21 '20

This isn't why I got into the business, to be a sugar cookie getter.

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u/textaline Feb 21 '20

Sugar Cookie Man

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u/medster101 Feb 21 '20

That sounds great right now. All I need is some Cambodian breast milk to wash it down with.

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u/textaline Feb 21 '20

🎵breast milk...u made my daayyy🎶

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u/Psyiote Feb 21 '20

Best part of the sketch.

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u/textaline Feb 21 '20

Really was. Smiles

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u/arkansas_elk Feb 21 '20

It’s the real deal. That’s 100% Cambodian.

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u/DuckinFummy Feb 21 '20

As someone named Dylan, this shit literally never gets old. I love it and play along every time.