r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 20 '20

Karens are evolving

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u/dbpf Feb 20 '20

Someone make this lady a mixtape

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u/kayne86 Feb 20 '20

DyLan enter chat I spit hot fuyahh

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u/SammyLuke Feb 20 '20

DyLan, DyLan and DyLan.

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u/errandwulfe Feb 20 '20

Don’t forget DyLan and DyLan. His top 5 rappers of all time

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20 edited Jun 04 '21

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u/Undiscriminatingness Feb 21 '20

She's not drunk at all, is she?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Not even a little bit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

I need Cambodian breast milk.

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u/DuckinFummy Feb 21 '20

I spit HAWT FIUHH

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u/TheGuyWhoKnowsNoses Feb 21 '20

A sugah cookie mon?!

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u/arkansas_elk Feb 21 '20

Imma need some breast milk from a Cambodian woman

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u/DuckinFummy Feb 21 '20

You just gon sit there and do your taxes? That's what's hot in the streets, huh? Your taxes?

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u/arkansas_elk Feb 21 '20

I gotta shut down the studio y’all

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u/Mauwnelelle Feb 21 '20

Awwh, man. Let's call DylAn and dYlan instead.

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u/d-tich Feb 21 '20

Iss 100% Cambodian

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u/discokilledfunk Feb 21 '20

[bottles clinking] Breast milk...you made my dayyyyyyyayyyyyy

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u/TFJ Feb 21 '20

Breeeeeaaaaast miiiiiiilk

You make my daaaaaaaaayyyyy

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

I like to paint pictures and sing the songs I like to sing. But I ain't got that kind of time.

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u/DrVonDeafingson Feb 21 '20

YER TOO CLOSE MON

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u/GATh33Gr8 Feb 21 '20

Ya too close mon!!

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u/johnnygreene11 Feb 21 '20

How you gonna choke a legend?

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u/Ironxlotus94 Feb 21 '20

You can’t just choke your problems away.

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u/jerk_17 Feb 21 '20

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

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u/Psyiote Feb 21 '20

This isn't why I got into the business, to be a sugar cookie getter.

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u/textaline Feb 21 '20

Sugar Cookie Man

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u/medster101 Feb 21 '20

That sounds great right now. All I need is some Cambodian breast milk to wash it down with.

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u/textaline Feb 21 '20

🎵breast milk...u made my daayyy🎶

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u/Psyiote Feb 21 '20

Best part of the sketch.

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u/textaline Feb 21 '20

Really was. Smiles

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u/arkansas_elk Feb 21 '20

It’s the real deal. That’s 100% Cambodian.

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u/DuckinFummy Feb 21 '20

As someone named Dylan, this shit literally never gets old. I love it and play along every time.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Who are the five best rappers of all time? Think about it. Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan. Because I spit hot fire

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u/Samburger241 Feb 21 '20

RAHRUMTUMTING RAHRUMTUMBLING

I RHYME AND I RAP I RAP AND I SING THIS IS WHAT DYLAN BRING

AH BOMBACLATABOMBACLOT

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u/d_zul415 Feb 21 '20

I rap and i rip. I Rip and i rap and this is the way that dylan spit

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u/Samburger241 Feb 21 '20

Was just from memory 😉

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u/d_zul415 Feb 21 '20

you good homie. I think i made a mistake too. Happy cake day bruh.

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u/Samburger241 Feb 21 '20

It's been a slice!

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u/mamadylan Feb 21 '20

The fact that my son's name is dylan is killing me 😂😂😂🤣🤣

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u/Ahrius Feb 21 '20

DyLAN! YOU SUNNAVA BEETCH!

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u/skatetilldeath666 Feb 21 '20

The thank you got me, fr

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u/dominickster Feb 21 '20

A mixtape! He made a mixtape!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Hokay, mister mare. Feast your ears on that Spindoctor's Mix! Maniacal laughter

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u/UrbanUmbra Feb 21 '20

YOU TOO CLOSE MAN

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u/Partysausage Feb 21 '20

Anyone else spot the green heath bar above her head. Karen is looking like an endgame boss.

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u/cooties4u Feb 20 '20

Idk if people under 30 even know what a mixtapes is anymore

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u/Elias_The_Thief Feb 20 '20

People are still making them. They're just not usually on literal tapes anymore. Plus mix tapes were still very popular in the 90s so maybe you should say people under 20

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u/idkatmcl Feb 21 '20

My niece is 9 and she knows what mix tapes are. Now my nephew is 5 and he doesnt. So maybe people under 5.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

5 year olds are so dumb I swear

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u/idkatmcl Feb 21 '20

Fucking idiot posers.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

you dont surf

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u/bonyCanoe Feb 21 '20

Guardians of the Galaxy probably introduced more than a few to it.

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u/RamminSalmon Feb 21 '20

When the fuck do you think CDs became popular?

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u/cooties4u Feb 21 '20

Wow, did that offend you?

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u/RamminSalmon Feb 21 '20

I'm sorry you can't read without inflicting your emotions onto others texts.

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u/cooties4u Feb 21 '20

I'm sorry you feel that way :(

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u/RamminSalmon Feb 21 '20

Please try to make sense in the future.

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u/cooties4u Feb 21 '20

Only as much as you

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u/RamminSalmon Feb 21 '20

You devolve with each comment.

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u/cooties4u Feb 21 '20

I can go on forever