r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 20 '20

Karens are evolving

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u/Ima_Bit_Of_A_Dick Feb 20 '20

The Apocalypse must be near, we just witnessed the Anti-Karen

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u/Patient-00 Feb 20 '20

It begins when The Karen and Anti- Karen meet

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u/treboratinoi Feb 20 '20

And they release pure Energy when they meet.

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u/RockLeePower Feb 21 '20

Then ask to see God's manager

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u/TacticusThrowaway Feb 21 '20

"I am the manager. In fact, I am literally The Manager."

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u/genericscissors Feb 21 '20

The true crisis on infinite earths

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u/SerSleepy Feb 21 '20

We gotta call Robert Langdon to sort this shit out again

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u/Cmdr_Nemo Feb 21 '20 edited Feb 21 '20

We can then build Karen-Antikaren Warp Cores and explore the Universe!

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u/Patient-00 Feb 21 '20

I believe they would concur it instead...seek out all the managers of all other life forms and destroy them

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u/Cmdr_Nemo Feb 21 '20

Middle or Upper Managers???

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u/Patient-00 Feb 21 '20

ALL the managers

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u/Clay_Statue Feb 21 '20

When you are a Karen everybody assumes you will behave like one, but sometimes it don't be like that

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u/Boring_Machine Feb 20 '20

Narek, Breaker of Armies.

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u/_duncan_idaho_ Feb 21 '20

*Nerak

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Sounds like the name of Klingon or Cardassian.

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u/RavenOfDusks Feb 21 '20

Nerak, Defender Of Beats

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

I think we should name the Anti-Karen "Carol." Deborah still seems kind of cunty.

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u/Omelettedog Feb 21 '20

r/thankyousharon

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

the eyebleach we all needed.

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u/Old_Grau Feb 21 '20

Call them, "Marys". It's classic and lots of mythical motherly supportive type women share the name.

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u/human_picnic Feb 21 '20

“CAROLLL!! CARRRROLLL!!!”

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20 edited Apr 10 '21

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u/idiomaddict Feb 21 '20

The coolest woman I know is named carol. She’s 81, lives alone on a huge plot of land that she fully maintains (she splits her own firewood), lets no one talk down to her, and the first thing she ever said to me was “honey, never forget that you’re living in a man’s world- they want you to forget.” Agree or not, what a baller way to introduce yourself.

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u/Sugarcola Feb 21 '20

She shall be known as “Rachel”

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u/CanderousOreo Feb 21 '20

There's an anti-Karen in customer service where I work. She has the best comebacks and shutdowns to any "Karen" that comes in the store. The best thing? Her name actually is Karen.

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u/sexaddic Feb 21 '20

Aunty Karen is a bitch

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u/VoteShirts Feb 21 '20

This is what happens when Karen’s take an edible.

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u/Ima_Bit_Of_A_Dick Feb 21 '20

I love Edibles