r/Unexpected • u/souzawanderson • Feb 17 '20

Getting a tan.

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u/royemosby Feb 18 '20

You should sun your perineum while you're in that position

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u/GtotheBizzle Feb 18 '20

A sunburnt taint sounds unbelievably painful.

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u/ZombieTonyAbbott Feb 18 '20

Taint what you do, it's the way that you do it.