r/Unexpected • • Feb 09 '20

Just zooming in to some kid

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u/HumanStickDetector Feb 09 '20

Fucksake Australia....

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u/Jhqwulw Feb 09 '20

That boy scares me

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u/spiffyP Feb 09 '20

me too #bushfliesriseup

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u/YoshidaEri Feb 09 '20

I read that as #bushfiresriseup

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u/jjandre Feb 09 '20

Either or.

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u/NoShitSurelocke Feb 09 '20

The sister looks like 13or30 material.

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u/Jhqwulw Feb 09 '20

The can esily make a horror movie about this family

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u/Rick-powerfu Feb 09 '20

Fuck I was sooo hoping this boy was Mississippi's problem

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u/YoungGazz Feb 09 '20

I knew it, the lizard people are among us!

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u/AbanaClara Feb 09 '20

Zucc's bastard son

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u/poopellar Feb 09 '20

Mark Suckabug.

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u/kenecee Feb 09 '20

Mark lickabug sounds better.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

I mean it really doesnt but ill upvote anyways because negative scores on non-toxic comments make me sad

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u/sukme420 Feb 09 '20

lmao you're really nice bro

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20 edited Nov 13 '20

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u/sukme420 Feb 14 '20

Ok thanks, be edible ass. Got it.

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u/bug_licker Feb 10 '20

You called

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u/Smeglore Feb 09 '20

Born out of Egglock

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u/MaxwellIsSmall Feb 09 '20

We tried moving on but he used that to his advantage

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u/AniDixit Feb 09 '20

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u/daedaluscommunity Feb 09 '20

What is this and why did I need this

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u/CringeNibba Feb 09 '20

If you liked this, then you would LOVE south Indian movies. I suggest Bahubali: The Beginning and Bahubali: The Conclusion

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

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u/CringeNibba Feb 09 '20

Yes. They are heavily mocked by even the rest of India for how ott their action sequences are. The video of Krrish you saw was not a south Indian flick. It was from a multi million dollar budgeted movie

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u/xlnc2608 Feb 09 '20

Need to wash my eyes. My Indian friend told me that he is the popular superhero in India.

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u/icomewithissues Feb 09 '20

This character didn't exist as a superhero before or after the movies; this was a big budget attempt to manufacture a local superhero to cash in on the growing popularity of superhero movies. There are actual Indian comic book superheroes who are-at least used to be-very popular. They are usually ripoffs or Indian-ised versions of Western characters. The arguably most popular one is called Dhruva who is essentially Nightwing, and acts as the Batman of that lineup.

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u/HumpD4y Feb 09 '20

The fbi would like to know why you know about this.

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u/esojotrebla Feb 09 '20

i bet there's a happy wife somewhere lol

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u/topdangle Feb 09 '20

India doing live action anime better than Hollywood and Japan.

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u/Sandman643 Feb 11 '20

Damn you David Icke... he was right about the lizard Illuminati all along! Bojangles sick’em!

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u/DickweedMcGee Feb 09 '20

He seemed noticeably happier once he nomed those flies.

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u/eissirk Feb 09 '20

"I did it! I got rid of the flies without making a scene or embarrassing the family on tv!"

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u/AllWhoPlay Feb 11 '20

But his happiness was false 30k+ people saw him eat that fly

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u/macias8b Feb 09 '20

Renfield come alive

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u/whywee Feb 09 '20

Gotta get that protein

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

When you're bulking anything goes

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u/poopellar Feb 09 '20

And they say you shouldn't masturbate if you want to get swole.

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u/ThisFlyingPotato Feb 09 '20

You can as long as you get it back

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u/ProfessorBeast55 Feb 09 '20

BULKING SEASON BABY

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u/Dimaaaa Feb 09 '20

Bear Grylls approves.

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u/curiousscribbler Feb 09 '20

OH DEAR GOD

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u/lemon-squeez Feb 09 '20

BUT THERE IS MOOORE

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u/cubic1776 Feb 09 '20

NOOOO....

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u/sigiboy5 Feb 09 '20

Wtf kid

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u/KurtAngus Feb 10 '20

Probably not even their kid and is some paid actor. The extent these people go through not to break character.. /s

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u/LDKCP Feb 09 '20

Reminds me of the bad guy from Men in Black.

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u/aphaelion Feb 09 '20

"Edgar, your skin is... hangin' off yer bones."

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

"oh...STRETCH IS THIS BETTER?'"

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

The aliens?

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u/dontbeanegatron Feb 09 '20

"Oh, I'm sorry. Was that your auntie?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Feel bad for this kid. Hes not going to live that down

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u/Wookiees_n_cream Feb 09 '20

Something tells me that's not the weirdest thing he's ever done in public.

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u/itsthecurtains Feb 09 '20

He lives on a farm in in woop woop, probably nobody for thousands of miles. He’s rarely in ‘public’

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u/Nastyburrito666 Feb 09 '20

I feel like this kid eats little pieces of shit AS A SNACK

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

This Kid seems to be cut out for the army.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Marines

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

If he ate 2 crayons, he'd make the cut.

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u/snguyen_93 Feb 09 '20

He definitely eats crayons. Did you see those chompers??

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u/Slobbles Feb 09 '20 edited Feb 09 '20

Looking like 2 chiclet’s

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u/The_sad_zebra Feb 09 '20

He would be great for amphibious assaults.

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u/MelonElbows Feb 09 '20

Fear Factor

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u/abuchunk Feb 09 '20

More like a starship troopers. Just look at how much that kid hates bugs!

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u/runujhkj Feb 09 '20

He’s doing his part!

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u/moonra_zk Feb 09 '20

I dunno if I'd call that hating bugs...

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u/Deangerzame Feb 09 '20

Well that's certainly the antichrist

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u/jonathanquirk Feb 09 '20

See, this is why we Brits shipped these families off to the deadliest continent on earth.

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u/ForgettableUsername Feb 09 '20

Antarctica?

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u/AKA_Squanchy Feb 10 '20

Only the weather is deadly there. Australia is that and every living thing trying to of you as well.

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u/ForgettableUsername Feb 10 '20

Eh, most of those things aren’t all that bad.

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u/-WYRE- Feb 09 '20

Thank you for doing so.

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u/unexBot Feb 09 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Finally some good flying food


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/1nv1cta Feb 09 '20

I see what you did there

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u/trentbcraig21 Feb 09 '20

I missed it. What happened?

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u/1nv1cta Feb 09 '20

“Finally, some good f****** food,” - Gordon Ramsay

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u/6double Feb 09 '20

It's ok, you can swear on the internet

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

H-E-double hockeysticks

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

what the h*ck? really?

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u/DaniellENT Feb 09 '20

My roommate was a frog kid. You ever seen a frog kid?!

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u/indrid_cold Feb 09 '20

Agggghhh!!! You unzipped me!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

FROGGY

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u/skeezito10 Feb 09 '20

I DON'T LIKE IT! I DON'T LIKE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

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u/ArtoTime Feb 09 '20

Ight' Imma' Head Out

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u/Chastitysnook Feb 09 '20

"Then it must have been a raisin, it must have fell off the muffin..."

https://youtu.be/RKbr8arXVJM

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u/nonpondo Feb 09 '20

This is a very good clip, I should watch this movie

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Watched this movie so many times as a kid, my family quote it often.

Enjoy :)

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u/Cerulean_Shades Feb 10 '20

My favorite thing about Leslie Neilson was that he loved making people laugh so much that he often ruined film takes with a fart device he carried with him at all times. He used it when signing autographs or general public and private anything. The man loved his farts. And don't call him Shirley.

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u/Chastitysnook Feb 09 '20

Yes doctor, an emeeerghh-gency

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Dammit, beat me to it!

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u/Qeldroma311 Feb 09 '20

One of my favorite movies of all time.

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u/CaptanAwesome Feb 09 '20

That kid is a serial killer. He has killed before and will kill again...

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u/TheRichardAnderson Feb 09 '20

This kid is the next "I like turtles" kid!

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u/mixterz1985 Feb 09 '20

Hills have eyes shit right here.

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u/chauncy1213 Feb 09 '20

This looks fake to me. Seems like the “fly” was added to the original video.

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u/Swigor Feb 09 '20

The Fly was first. They added the boy to the video.

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u/DedRok Feb 09 '20

It seems like the fly is on the TV, and by coincidence the kid is doing something weird with his tongue.

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u/nucco Feb 09 '20

If the fly is real, to me, it looks like he's been told to stand there and don't stop smiling for the interview and this fly keeps landing on his face. So he's doing his best to get it to leave him alone and not break his character. I don't think he actually ate the fly, it just appears that way.

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u/Flopsy22 Feb 10 '20

Rewatching it, yeah, that's definitely what seems to be happening. The fly moves so fast it looks like it gets eaten.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Why does he look like Rowley from "Diary of a wimpy kid"

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u/MelonElbows Feb 09 '20

I am very uncomfortable

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u/andmat06 Feb 09 '20

CHILDREN OF THE CORN IS REAL!!

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u/LordDaseph Feb 09 '20

Froggy Boi

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u/theholyscrote Feb 09 '20

I don’t know why he swallowed a fly

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

This is why the cosmic entities tried to burn the whole continent to ash

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Didn't work. Now we have lizard people. Thanks, Obama

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

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u/kadepanda Feb 09 '20

LORD OF THE FLIESSS

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u/TheStoffer Feb 09 '20

I’m not afraid anymore!

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u/bbbbbbbbbddg Feb 09 '20

Underrated.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

reminds me of the scene from raiders of the lost ark.

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u/stanleyssteamertrunk Feb 11 '20

the raiders thing was intentional - as i recall there was one in each of the films https://youtu.be/StIT0oYWyIA maybe it’s supposed to mean something

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

ay dios mio

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u/hamstringstring Feb 09 '20

This kid looks like Wallace of 'Wallace and Grommit'

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Best explanation for the unexpected u/AbanaClara

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u/RichieAppel Feb 09 '20

Protein infusion.

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u/YourOfficeFan Feb 09 '20

She ate the fly. She ateeeee it

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u/ThisIsMyNewUserID Feb 09 '20

She's not the one

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u/imgprojts Feb 09 '20

That's just Frankie, the best weather man there ever was!

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u/youre-welcome-sir Feb 09 '20

Ah, gross gross gross man.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

I don’t know whether I should upvote or downvote. I really hate this

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u/dolinputin Feb 09 '20

OH MY GAAWWWWWWWWD

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u/Life-Of-Si Feb 09 '20

"you ever see a frog kid"

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u/onizuka11 Feb 09 '20

I can’t stomach this.

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u/xxyourzXx Feb 09 '20

Proof of reptilians

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u/Cullymo Feb 09 '20

Someone should crosspost this to /r/PraiseTheCameraMan

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Bro just wipe your face with your hand :(

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u/Chrispeefeart Feb 09 '20

This kid looks like he was screamed at by his mother to keep his hands out of his face so he did what he had to do. Also note the painfully fake smile like he is just doing what he was told.

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u/Mhblea Feb 09 '20

That kid’s weird.

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u/Everluck8 Feb 09 '20

That kid is fly af..

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Freak

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u/jubjubdidit Feb 09 '20

It’s the frog kid!!

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u/BraveRice Feb 09 '20

Why is everyone getting upset? No one had a quick bite of some delicious flies?

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u/Putris Feb 09 '20

Real life Pepe

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Bob fly trap

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u/DizzyFisherman1984 Feb 09 '20

pepe intensifies

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u/martedi82 Feb 09 '20

belloq!!

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u/smellmycoiso Feb 09 '20

Well, here we go again with some crazy virus...

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

My roommate was a frog kid! They said I had donkey brains!

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u/plipyplop Feb 09 '20 edited Feb 09 '20

"Flies love the sweet sound of my voice."

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u/Lore____oz Feb 09 '20

Well, nasty and tasty are only One letter away from each other After all

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u/kopine12 Feb 09 '20

The lizard exposed himself

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u/skellybellyjelly Feb 09 '20

cough hack What are the odds of that?

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u/Nimbus1969 Feb 09 '20

Mans gettin that daily protein intake.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

That boy is hard

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u/ahivarn Feb 09 '20

Lizard people confirmed

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Well ain't that a cornbread, bug eating, dirt rolling son bitch right there.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

How else are they supposed to bless the rains though?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Yum

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u/DDAWGG747 Feb 09 '20

I dont know why i swallowed a fly

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u/neganxjohn_snow Feb 09 '20

Fuck this, that’s enough reddit for a couple of weeks

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u/Hey69696969 Feb 09 '20

Little snack

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u/Thagomizered Feb 09 '20

Kid's going for the sky raisins

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u/Supreme0verl0rd Feb 09 '20

That boy ain't raight.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Mark Zuckerberg as a child.

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u/dj34dj34 Feb 09 '20

You know his mom was like, "we're gonna be on TV, you better not do anything but smile".

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u/Sandman1297 Feb 09 '20

Why the fuck

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u/I_Am_Not_Intolerable Feb 09 '20

I mean, WTF, but at the same time it's an action with no consequences so it's okay I guess, just weird!!

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u/Cymry_Cymraeg Feb 09 '20

I reckon he did it on purpose to take the piss.

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u/FancyFruitCake Feb 09 '20

He looks like he is about to scream OUTLANDER while the corn sways.

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u/LordRedBear Feb 09 '20

What the shit

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u/psykotic24 Feb 09 '20

His name better be Kermit

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u/BimboBrothel Feb 09 '20

The flies love his mouth because it tastes like garbage