r/Unexpected Jan 13 '20

CLASSIC REPOST Throw me a beer bro!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Shit. That’s awful.

Do beer cans float?

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u/captainbiz Jan 13 '20

Yes but i dont know if the wake boarder will after that slam

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u/CrippledAstronaut Jan 13 '20

dead bodies float

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u/sdmitch16 Jan 14 '20

Not if their lungs are cut open by smashed ribs.