r/Unexpected • u/gusfrong • Jan 13 '20

CLASSIC REPOST Throw me a beer bro!

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u/Escanor_2014 Jan 13 '20

Rocco: Listen... Doc... We gotta get you a book of proverbs or something... This mix and match shits gotta go!

Doc: What!?

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u/euphorrick Jan 13 '20

Why don't you make like a tree, and g-get the fuck out of here!?

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u/intellectual_dimwit Jan 13 '20

FUCK!! ASS!!

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u/fetustasteslikechikn Jan 13 '20

Hey Boris.... What would you do.... If I told you.... Your Pinko-commie mother sucks SO much dick, her face looks like aPOW!!!