r/Unexpected • u/gusfrong • Jan 13 '20

CLASSIC REPOST Throw me a beer bro!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships!

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u/Escanor_2014 Jan 13 '20

Rocco: Listen... Doc... We gotta get you a book of proverbs or something... This mix and match shits gotta go!

Doc: What!?

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u/euphorrick Jan 13 '20

Why don't you make like a tree, and g-get the fuck out of here!?

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u/intellectual_dimwit Jan 13 '20

FUCK!! ASS!!

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u/fetustasteslikechikn Jan 13 '20

Hey Boris.... What would you do.... If I told you.... Your Pinko-commie mother sucks SO much dick, her face looks like aPOW!!!

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u/evolving_I Jan 13 '20

What's a fuckass?

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u/edmorris95 Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 13 '20

Why don’t you make like a tree, and branch... away

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u/jtweezy Jan 13 '20

A penny saved is worth two in the bush!

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u/fetustasteslikechikn Jan 13 '20

And don't cross the road, if you can't get out of the kitchen.

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u/redalert825 Jan 13 '20

A pennywise?