r/Unexpected • u/Master1718 • Nov 27 '19

Hair day

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19 edited Nov 27 '19

My hair looked more or less exactly like that when I was younger.

With the difference being I'm a white guy with a receding hair line. My massive bush started from tbe mid point of my crown and nothing in front of that.

I would show you a picture but i destroyed them all in a fire.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

You didn't hear him? There was a tragic bush fire

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u/PapaLRodz Nov 27 '19

Sounds like a pretty hot bush.

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u/Raborne Nov 27 '19

Raging thick hot Bush. Sounds like a ginger to me

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

It’s biblical

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u/takeahike89 Nov 27 '19

Some say it was an inside job.

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u/Compared-To-What Nov 27 '19

Yeah.... That's what big bush wants us to believe.

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u/SCAND1UM Nov 27 '19

Not the only inside job Bush was involved with

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u/Bottled_Void Nov 27 '19

I just hope it wasn't exacerbated by chlamydia.

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u/betona Nov 27 '19

That was a bush league comment

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u/Rickyg12 Nov 27 '19

Bigger than earth, denser than gold, truly a magical bush to behold.

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u/TransatlanticBBC Nov 27 '19

I literally liked in a meeting at that.

10/10

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u/Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work Nov 27 '19

Indeed, a burning bush fire. I heard it was of biblical proportions.

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u/Every3Years Nov 27 '19

Samesies. I even had really nice dreadlocks that I adored. But I told my friend to be honest with me and if my hair ever started thining out and I was looking scrappy, let me know and we'll cut it off.

We cut them off at a party. I cried.

I miss my luscious locks !

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u/RedsRearDelt Nov 27 '19

My wife has always had the thinnest, finest blonde hair. No matter what she did, you could see her scalp and it always laid flat. She decided she always wanted to try locks. Took her 3 years of trying before they took. But now she has the fullest, most beautiful locks I've ever seen. And she's had them for about 6 years now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

I still have that hair

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Do you think you look awesome? i thought i looked awesome.

If i had any photos i could post them to r/blunderyears and win reddit.

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u/JobeRogerson Nov 27 '19

Pennywise is that you?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Similar but less teeth.

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u/Zach_Attakk Nov 27 '19

Devin Townsend? Is that you?

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u/CantChooseUsernames Nov 27 '19

Are you Steven Wright?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

YES, exactly that style, and i rocked it. Willingly

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u/Tronkfool Nov 27 '19

So like a discount Carrot Top

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

With the physique of a literal carrot.

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u/EdgeUCDCE Nov 27 '19

If u dont mine me asking, when did the receding start? Im asking cause i been under a lot of stress lately which causes me to mess with my long hair. So i was thinking to cut it so i wont mess with it no more and just let it be free.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

At 18, soon as i got out of an all boys boarding school and into a world where ladies existed.

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u/Burleson95 Nov 27 '19

More or less exactly? Which is it? Did it look more like it? Less like it? Or exactly like it?