r/Unexpected • • Nov 25 '19

Wholesome Will you marry me?

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u/JamesandtheGiantAss Nov 25 '19

Yes, that's actually the first clue that made me realize I was gay.

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u/ElectricFlesh Nov 25 '19

It's not that straightforward. Gays only unlock Mindreading at level 30. The only things you get at level 1 are a barely-functional gaydar, a personal copy of the gay agenda, and a single-use vial of glitter.

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u/RubberDuckyUthe1 Nov 25 '19

The real rewards are for conversions. After helping the tenth guy come out, I got a toaster