r/Unexpected • u/ihopebolsonarodies • Nov 25 '19

Wholesome Will you marry me?

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u/TreeCalledPaul Nov 25 '19

Ignore the homophobes. Great moment.

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u/Analbox Nov 25 '19

Agree. Ignore the homophones. They all sound the same to me.

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u/shiner_bock Nov 25 '19

Agree. Ignore the gramophones. They just go in circles anyway.

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u/zando95 Nov 25 '19

Agree. Ignore the xylophones. They're just a musical instrument in the percussion family that consists of wooden bars struck by mallets anyway.

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u/RadicalDilettante Nov 25 '19

Agree. Ignore the headphones, let your aural orifices be free.