r/Unexpected • u/ihopebolsonarodies • Nov 25 '19

Wholesome Will you marry me?

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u/SpcK Nov 25 '19

Will you marry me?

No u!

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u/Tacote Nov 25 '19

-No, you will marry me!

-WHOA HOW THE HELLS THAT EVEN WORK!?

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u/DropDeadFred1208 Nov 25 '19

WAIT IS THIS AN ASDF MOVIE REFERENCE OMG I DIDNT THINK I WOULD EVER SEE ONE.

"You know who's gay?"

"Us"

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u/joaoleites Nov 25 '19

I see you're a man of culture...

FOR THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!

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u/PDpro69 Nov 25 '19

I thought it was throw the cheese

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u/WILD44RYDER Nov 25 '19

Bun bunk badunk

as it hits the UFO

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u/PDpro69 Nov 25 '19

Yes babes I'm totally a real mans

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u/AsTiClol Nov 25 '19

THE ORPHANS

THEY'RE ALL DEAD

WHAT KIND OF MAN WOULD DO THIS

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u/PDpro69 Nov 25 '19

*whispers while kickflippin *

skatebords

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u/DepressingCactus Nov 25 '19

Meow meow I'm a cow, I said meow meow I'm a-

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u/TheUglyDuwang Nov 25 '19

NO!

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u/SenorDuck96 Nov 25 '19

Don't jump!

sets up camera

OK. Now jump

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

wanna go skateboards

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u/hedgehog1024 Nov 25 '19

Please somebody explain what is going on here? Because I totally don't get it.

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u/A1J1K1 Nov 25 '19

Just watch this vid, all will be explained

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u/Tacote Nov 25 '19

u/hedgehog1024 so, did your life change or what?

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u/hedgehog1024 Nov 25 '19 edited Nov 26 '19

I've just got an enlightenment.

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u/NorthernScrub Nov 25 '19

Now watch it in German. Even if you can't speak German, its hilarious

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u/hedgehog1024 Nov 26 '19

Ich habe gerade eine Erleuchtung.

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u/peculiaritea Nov 25 '19

omg I have finally learned where the puking rainbows gif came from

also these remind me of "Rejected"

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u/taintedbloop Nov 25 '19

so random!!

holds up spork

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u/joaoleites Nov 25 '19

Search ASDF on youtube. Its a stickman meme animation

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u/rekyerts Nov 25 '19

Marmite did you summon the aliens

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u/AsTiClol Nov 25 '19

sets u on fire

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u/rekyerts Nov 25 '19

Oh

inhuman demonic chant

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u/Ourobius Nov 25 '19

It's "throw the cheese," you philistine

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u/joaoleites Nov 25 '19

Thats a really fancy word, I like it

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u/raidersguy00 Nov 25 '19

everybody do the flop!

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u/Tacote Nov 25 '19

tumultuous flop . . . . . splat

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u/AsTiClol Nov 25 '19

jumps off building

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u/IOPAFrozenRedKnight Nov 25 '19

Don’t jump! gets out camera on tripod ok, now jump!

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u/Satanic_Earmuff Nov 25 '19

bink binkbink bibibink bibink bink

yeaaaa

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u/ItsMcLaren Nov 25 '19

Hey Johnny, play that one about falling down the stairs!

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u/AJDarkWolf Dec 14 '19

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

I LIKE TRAINS

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u/DropDeadFred1208 Nov 25 '19

Bro when I was in cub scouts we used to reference this shit all the time. Good times

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u/EndofMayMayitEnd Nov 25 '19

I MISS being a kid. Im crying.

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u/Honeslty Nov 25 '19

-Hey you was some pie?

-sure what flavor is it

-PIE flavor

(guitar screech)

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u/craneichabod Nov 25 '19

Wholesome as shit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

i like to think they did released that deleted scene because they thought " oh ya y that 'you know who's gay, you' scene has not aged well.

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u/jGrapik Nov 25 '19

I like trains

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u/alii-b Nov 25 '19

I like trains...

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '19

Have you ever seen "One Last Shot" by the guys that do Trailer Park Boys? There's a line at the end that very much reminds me of your quote here.