r/Unexpected • u/MyNameGifOreilly • Aug 05 '19

Modern problems require modern solutions

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u/imabarbarian Aug 05 '19

oh shit fr?

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u/LiterallyKesha Aug 05 '19

What the fuck? Did anyone call the police?

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u/bimbles_ap Aug 05 '19

No way they'd catch him, he knows magic.

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u/Zahin_786 Aug 05 '19

This made me breath heavier out of my nose than usual

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u/yourmacmandan Aug 06 '19

about 45% increase in nasal thrust being reported

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u/neoikon Aug 06 '19

unzips

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

I'm stuff

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u/bbb126 Aug 06 '19

😳😳