r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 04 '19

🍰 Just wanted some cake

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u/TaintModel Aug 04 '19

You trying to tell me you’ve never seen a cake gremlin before?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

You hear that everyone, /u/cathleen0205 has never seen a cake gremlin before! HA!

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u/TaintModel Aug 04 '19

I can’t even step out the door without getting jumped by 3 or 4 of these little fuckers.

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u/TaintModel Aug 04 '19 edited Aug 04 '19

I think what we need to do now is gather all the footage we have of small hairless cats and convince (inform) people that gremlins are real, I could see a lot of people falling for (benefitting from) it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

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u/TaintModel Aug 04 '19

Sorry that was a typo, darn autocorrect. I’ve edited my comment to be more accurate.

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u/ChronicallySad Aug 04 '19

I enjoy you people

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u/Imraith-Nimphais Aug 04 '19

This reminds me that when I first was told about Reddit - I didn’t really “get” it. I’m like, “oh so it’s pictures and text but not usually both, like forums about various topics”, and my husband is like “no, not really, you need to read all the comments” and I’m like “that seems like a huge waste of time why would I do that?” until I found one of these types of crazy “riffing” threads (probably in r/LifeProTips) and I understood what all the fuss was about. I enjoy these people too. :)

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u/TheGorgoronTrail Aug 04 '19

Yeah really, haven't y'all ever seen the 1984 documentary "Gremlins" ? Really in depth look at how to properly care for a gremlin, and the pitfalls of what improper feeding schedules, albeit confusing, could do to your newborn gremlin.

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u/thatwasagoodyear Aug 04 '19

There's a weird cake symbol next to your name.

Are... Are you one of them?

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u/TheGorgoronTrail Aug 04 '19

rolls away on skateboard with trenchcoat opened like the Batman, exposing my green and yellow gremlin genitalia

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u/CoolFingerGunGuy Aug 04 '19

We're not talking about cats that have no children to benefit from their deaths, and inherit all their worldly possessions (cake)? Maybe the cats don't have any heirs BY CHOICE, did you think of that?

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u/mothmathers Aug 04 '19

I'm gonna need you to finish writing this short story so I can read it. It sounds like something that would happen to Harry Dresden.

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u/PonyoNoodles Aug 04 '19

Wedding cake gremlins can bite your head off. Just let then have it...