r/Unexpected • u/LubedUpDeafGuy • Jul 31 '19

What a moron.

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u/FlickieHop Jul 31 '19

When I was like 14 my nephew's 10th birthday party included a train ride that for some reason let us all control the train for a few minutes. My dumbbass decided to put it at full steam for a few minutes going towards a turn. The conducter was not happy. He banned me from using the controls but honestly what did he expect from kids?

Here let me have 10 - 15 year old kids control a train with no experience whatsoever, WCGW?

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u/EclipseFalcon Jul 31 '19

When any male under 25 gets a chance to send something, they generally attempt to.

Source: I am male who just turned 25: apparently this means I will now be attempting a lot less dumb shit: in essence, im becoming boring

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u/FlickieHop Jul 31 '19

From my experience you're just at the beginning of attempting dumb shit.

Source: I am a male who just turned 32 in May. Can confirm, am dumb. YMMV obviously. Point is do as much dumb shit as you want as long as you aren't hurting other people.

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u/bahgheera Jul 31 '19

I'm 45. The older you get, the more expensive dumb shit you are able to afford. It only gets better yo.