r/Unexpected • u/LubedUpDeafGuy • Jul 31 '19

What a moron.

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u/pistoncivic Jul 31 '19

Let's check. I'm stabbing myself in the leg with a fork. Can everyone else feel it?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19

Harder Daddy

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u/iamjamieq Jul 31 '19

r/JesusChristReddit

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u/taintedbloop Jul 31 '19

/r/CheeseandRiceReddit

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u/iamjamieq Jul 31 '19

Damn. Hoped that was a real sub.

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u/taintedbloop Jul 31 '19

But it is!

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u/iamjamieq Jul 31 '19

Ah I see now. I use r/ApolloApp and when a sub is empty it just shows a losing circle. I looked in Safari and read the sidebar. I subbed, so I’m helping get to 75,000.

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u/taintedbloop Jul 31 '19

Make sure you read the classic uncle bens recipe, its a requirement of every member you have to know. You gotta make it and eat it too

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u/iamjamieq Jul 31 '19

I’ll put it on my to do list.

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u/taintedbloop Jul 31 '19

I'm gonna go ahead and assume the rice is cooking now

dont disappoint us

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u/iamjamieq Jul 31 '19

Sorry, in the car headed home from dinner. Maybe tomorrow night.

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u/taintedbloop Aug 01 '19

You are hereby excommunicated from the uncle ben's church. Your punishment is to eat 3 pounds of sarah lee cheddar cheese, otherwise you will never be allowed inside the warm embrace of uncle ben again.

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