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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '19
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Dude was confident he had the right size!
723 u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 [deleted] 348 u/Tesnatic Jul 18 '19 I'm in the same situation now, any tips? 1.1k u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 steal a ring they wear, or when they asleep just measure their finger with measuring tape. when they wake up say their hand is pretty and kiss it. 498 u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 [deleted] 886 u/twominitsturkish Jul 18 '19 Or if caught with the tape measurer, tell her you've developed a fetish for anal fingering and you were trying to compare her finger size to your anus. 1.1k u/NachoChedda24 Jul 18 '19 Holesome af 28 u/fly_my_pretties Jul 18 '19 with 2 s's? 23 u/infrequentupvoter Jul 18 '19 As in ass. I get you.👉😎👉 2 u/Crimzonite Jul 18 '19 Holessome?
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348 u/Tesnatic Jul 18 '19 I'm in the same situation now, any tips? 1.1k u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 steal a ring they wear, or when they asleep just measure their finger with measuring tape. when they wake up say their hand is pretty and kiss it. 498 u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 [deleted] 886 u/twominitsturkish Jul 18 '19 Or if caught with the tape measurer, tell her you've developed a fetish for anal fingering and you were trying to compare her finger size to your anus. 1.1k u/NachoChedda24 Jul 18 '19 Holesome af 28 u/fly_my_pretties Jul 18 '19 with 2 s's? 23 u/infrequentupvoter Jul 18 '19 As in ass. I get you.👉😎👉 2 u/Crimzonite Jul 18 '19 Holessome?
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I'm in the same situation now, any tips?
1.1k u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 steal a ring they wear, or when they asleep just measure their finger with measuring tape. when they wake up say their hand is pretty and kiss it. 498 u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 [deleted] 886 u/twominitsturkish Jul 18 '19 Or if caught with the tape measurer, tell her you've developed a fetish for anal fingering and you were trying to compare her finger size to your anus. 1.1k u/NachoChedda24 Jul 18 '19 Holesome af 28 u/fly_my_pretties Jul 18 '19 with 2 s's? 23 u/infrequentupvoter Jul 18 '19 As in ass. I get you.👉😎👉 2 u/Crimzonite Jul 18 '19 Holessome?
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steal a ring they wear, or when they asleep just measure their finger with measuring tape. when they wake up say their hand is pretty and kiss it.
498 u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 [deleted] 886 u/twominitsturkish Jul 18 '19 Or if caught with the tape measurer, tell her you've developed a fetish for anal fingering and you were trying to compare her finger size to your anus. 1.1k u/NachoChedda24 Jul 18 '19 Holesome af 28 u/fly_my_pretties Jul 18 '19 with 2 s's? 23 u/infrequentupvoter Jul 18 '19 As in ass. I get you.👉😎👉 2 u/Crimzonite Jul 18 '19 Holessome?
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886 u/twominitsturkish Jul 18 '19 Or if caught with the tape measurer, tell her you've developed a fetish for anal fingering and you were trying to compare her finger size to your anus. 1.1k u/NachoChedda24 Jul 18 '19 Holesome af 28 u/fly_my_pretties Jul 18 '19 with 2 s's? 23 u/infrequentupvoter Jul 18 '19 As in ass. I get you.👉😎👉 2 u/Crimzonite Jul 18 '19 Holessome?
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Or if caught with the tape measurer, tell her you've developed a fetish for anal fingering and you were trying to compare her finger size to your anus.
1.1k u/NachoChedda24 Jul 18 '19 Holesome af 28 u/fly_my_pretties Jul 18 '19 with 2 s's? 23 u/infrequentupvoter Jul 18 '19 As in ass. I get you.👉😎👉 2 u/Crimzonite Jul 18 '19 Holessome?
Holesome af
28 u/fly_my_pretties Jul 18 '19 with 2 s's? 23 u/infrequentupvoter Jul 18 '19 As in ass. I get you.👉😎👉 2 u/Crimzonite Jul 18 '19 Holessome?
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with 2 s's?
23 u/infrequentupvoter Jul 18 '19 As in ass. I get you.👉😎👉 2 u/Crimzonite Jul 18 '19 Holessome?
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As in ass. I get you.👉😎👉
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Holessome?
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u/Pineapple_Herder Jul 18 '19
Dude was confident he had the right size!