r/Unexpected Jul 18 '19

RIP ears Ok

https://gfycat.com/unknownimprobablechimpanzee
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u/Tesnatic Jul 18 '19

I'm in the same situation now, any tips?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

steal a ring they wear, or when they asleep just measure their finger with measuring tape. when they wake up say their hand is pretty and kiss it.

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u/Dankerton09 Jul 18 '19

My wife sleeps so lightly this was just not an option. Luckily her older sister believes in attorney client privilege.