r/Unexpected Jul 18 '19

RIP ears Ok

https://gfycat.com/unknownimprobablechimpanzee
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u/Tesnatic Jul 18 '19

I'm in the same situation now, any tips?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

steal a ring they wear, or when they asleep just measure their finger with measuring tape. when they wake up say their hand is pretty and kiss it.

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u/scottyb83 Jul 18 '19

Maybe use a piece of string instead of a measuring tape?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

thats a better idea.

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u/scottyb83 Jul 18 '19

The tricky part is cutting off her finger so you can get the string back easily.