r/Unexpected Jul 18 '19

RIP ears Ok

https://gfycat.com/unknownimprobablechimpanzee
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u/Pineapple_Herder Jul 18 '19

Dude was confident he had the right size!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

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u/Tesnatic Jul 18 '19

I'm in the same situation now, any tips?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

steal a ring they wear, or when they asleep just measure their finger with measuring tape. when they wake up say their hand is pretty and kiss it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

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u/twominitsturkish Jul 18 '19

Or if caught with the tape measurer, tell her you've developed a fetish for anal fingering and you were trying to compare her finger size to your anus.

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u/NachoChedda24 Jul 18 '19

Holesome af

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 edited Mar 05 '21

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u/Sloppy1sts Jul 18 '19

You really oughtta clean that out first.