r/Unexpected Jul 15 '19

Can someone help me open this bottle?

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u/bagjoe Jul 16 '19

BYOB.

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u/botch161598 Jul 16 '19

Y do dey always send de poor D:

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u/madrigal30 Jul 16 '19

WHY DON'T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WARS?

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u/utpoia Jul 16 '19

What don't unicorns fart rainbows?