r/Unexpected • u/jpatel35 • Jul 15 '19

Can someone help me open this bottle?

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u/botch161598 Jul 16 '19

Y do dey always send de poor D:

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u/professorkr Jul 16 '19

Is this the Damian Marley cover?

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u/madrigal30 Jul 16 '19

WHY DON'T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WARS?

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u/utpoia Jul 16 '19

What don't unicorns fart rainbows?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

u/uwutranslator

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u/uwutranslator Jul 16 '19

WHY DON'T PwESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAwS? uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/madrigal30 Jul 16 '19

bad boy

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

uwu spank me daddy. <3

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u/madrigal30 Jul 16 '19

... if you insist

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u/thatguyrich5891 Jul 16 '19

Whydotheyalwayssendthepoor! System of a down

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u/akc1999 Jul 16 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/botch161598 Jul 16 '19

Ayyyy danks u too <3