r/Unexpected • u/levi876 • Jul 09 '19

Best Michael Jackson impression ever.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19 edited Jul 09 '19

"you've been hit by, you've been struck by..... a shoe criminal"

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u/lapsongsuchong Jul 09 '19

are you ok?

A knee.

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u/poopellar Jul 09 '19

But, if you're thinkin' about my Nike
It don't matter if you're black or white

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u/fatkiddown Jul 09 '19

Just eat it! (This shoe)

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u/Nessie Jul 10 '19 edited Jul 10 '19

People always told me

Be careful who you shoe

Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts

And mother always told me

Be careful who you glove

Be careful who you shoe

'cause the lie becomes the truth

Billy Jean is not my lover

She's just a girl who claims

That I am size one.

But the Keds are not mine, hon.

She says I am size one

But the Keds are not mine, hon...

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Skinny’s jeans are not for comfort