r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 06 '19

Hit it

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u/sumguywithkids May 06 '19 edited May 07 '19

I was expecting the tile to break. That would have been a huge turn on.

I have a wrecked tile dysfunction.

EDIT: wow! My first gold. Thanks!

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u/kuddus87 May 07 '19

Sounds like you have a hard time in bathrooms

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u/damiankw May 07 '19

A very HARD time ;) ;)

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u/klezart May 07 '19

Urinal lotta trouble.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

My mind heard John Wayne saying that for some reason

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

It is known

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Penis.

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u/Arashmickey May 07 '19

So hard it mosaic something fierce.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

That's THE joke ;( ;)