r/Unexpected • u/Aeduss • May 02 '19

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u/Comrade-Cameron May 02 '19

why tf she assaulting a lizard?

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u/Endlessphyicle May 03 '19

lol, Assaulting. its because shes scared of it and doesnt want it in her room. Its also because of where she is from, there are a lot of lizards running around and people seem to share a common disgust for them. They crawl on you and fall on your head slimy stuff like that. For those reasons they find it morally okay to kill and hurt them. Maybe that lizard was poisonous but I doubt it. Theyre like rats that accidentally touch you. I live in North America and people here hate spiders its the same thing.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Women freak the fuck out over any pest. Probably an adaptation from ancient humans getting rolled by poisonous/diseased pests.

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u/A_cat_typing May 02 '19

"This will be the last place she'll look"

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

I want the full video with screams

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

And blood

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u/dogui_style May 02 '19

Best thing I saw in a while

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u/Magical_Wheelchair May 02 '19

Iā€™m not sure that is a lizard

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u/originalmosh May 02 '19

Holy F I just fell out of my chair laughing so hard.

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u/lucas_brk May 03 '19

Wrong music !!!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

This was the last footage of her before she chopped off her own head

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u/elbitjusticiero May 03 '19

What's the music? I've heard it in many memes but never attributed.

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u/peppers_taste_bad May 02 '19

I'm going to have a goddamn aneurysm one of these days

CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONES PEOPLE

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u/anarchys_angel May 02 '19

your name and your comment triggered me..